It’s fine, they’ll just make another one.

that’s because most of the fan base (at least the “12's”) has only been around since 2012.

Maybe a dorm at the stadium? You could even lock the players in, for their own safety. And chain them together so no one gets lost. That’s how they did things back in 1861.

No but the second Tyrod throws an errand pass on 2nd and 3 from the opponents 7-yard line on the first drive of the game he’ll be yanked.

May not be murder, but very likely to be manslaughter under the misdemeanor accompanyment to the “Felony murder rule” provision to involuntary manslaughter—called “constructive manslaughter.”

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

Apparently, TLJ can’t just be Star Wars movie that some fans dislike for explainable reasons. It has to be a dick in their eye, because... reasons?

This’ll work out great if McMahon can just figure out a way to play football on a NASCAR infield.

My boss is from ~120 miles away from Prienai. I fully plan on having him get me jerseys when he goes back to visit. I REALLY want to go to that Devil Museum though.

He’s hoping they’ll rename to “LiThuania”

I’ll rent the bus.

you deserve my star

This one also deserves more stars.

South Florida is the shadiest, most fraud-ridden place in all of America. You can’t cheat a cheater and that Hinkiesm would never fly down there.

Well, at least they didn’t have to wait to win another WS to tear everything down again.

This is all going to end in some sort of grotesque self-parodying version of the Goodwill Games in the Jerrydome, isn’t it?

I guess Joey Harrington was responsible for the incompletion.

Why didn’t they just put down both sets of hashmarks before the weekend? I’ve definitely seen that before…

The Silverdome has been decaying for so long, it predates the Harrington era, which just sounds nuts to me.

Yes, because Orlovsky retreated to safety.