I’m sure he’d be proud to hear that he’s in the same esteemed ranks as Hitler and Stalin.

Exactly. “Person of the Year” can be either good or bad. Trump was their Person of the Year last year. Make of that what you will.

Makes you wonder what the spread was

It did seem like he was looking for someone to throw to, and realized, Crap, there’s no receiver! They’re all blocking. Well that’s stupid, he’d be open. Might as well reverse fields...

That was my first thought, altho the whole “I’m gonna run, I’m gonna run, I’m gonna punt, BIG GUY TO MY RIGHT” routine makes me wonder just what the hell the play call was.

It looks to me like he got the look for s fake and running to the left side but then got scared by the guy coming loose from the right.

I think it was a punt, but he saw all that green in front of him and thought... “I can make it...” but that thought took 10 seconds instead of 0.05 seconds and a defender was like “hey buddy, whatcha up to?” and the punter freaked out.

This perfectly articulates my reaction

i think it was suppose to be a punt but he saw how big of an opening there was on the left side of the field and for a split second thought maybe he could run it, but then saw that defender coming for him so he just decided dropping the ball would be the best move

I have two cats and a dog, and I love them all! But my old lady dog (and it’s getting close to that time) is a dog just like this - in red.

That’s some Komondor-like goodness going on there. 13/10 would pet.

That is some excellent chaos going on there.

You’re very generous.

Their hair color is their other distinguishing feature.

I’ve only ever done a 50-miler, but I can confirm that ultras are more mental than they are physical. If you’re going to be serious about doing one, you train so much that the physical aspect is not such a big deal. It’s when you’re sitting at mile 30 (or in her case, mile 60 or so), that your mind starts to fuck with…

They say that many people, while standing on the platform right next to the Bridal Falls of Niagara Falls, experience an inexplicable feeling that they may jump into the roaring water. Not just fall, but that they might push themselves over the rail into the flow.

Same. I can’t imagine a scenario in which I DON’T accidentally fling myself off the really high-up thing I’m on at that moment. I recently visited the Cliffs of Moher in Ireland and HOLY SHIT there’s literally nothing between you and a 700 foot drop. People were inching so close to the grassy edge with their selfie…

I also experience a kind of vertigo when I am in an unguarded spot at just about any height. That said I live on the 23rd floor of a building no problem and will routinely stand at my floor to ceiling windows and enjoy the view.

Because fuck Jerry Jones and his garbage organization. May they lose all the games. Fuck that team.

They won a championship back in 1998, which is more recently than many teams.