That is, uh, not how websites make money

I respect your right to disagree.

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

Inverness Caledonian Thishole

I’m partial to the story of when he was on the Mets and saw John Olerud wearing a helmet while playing first base and said “When I played in Toronto, there was a guy who played first base while wearing a helmet”. Olerud replied. “Rickey, that was me”

I like the idea of forming several bad QBs into a Voltron-style assembly of failure, only to have Von Miller drop the entire thing on the turf.

All of them

Sorry for thinking about my dead dad all day

“Hey, no fair. Just because he’s a famous athlete doesn’t mean he’s entitled to baseballs over the common baseball fan like me! I should have at least one of the ones he has because when I go for baseballs I totally don’t draw attention to myself like he does. And what is he going to do with those baseballs? He’ll…

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Think of how fucking low you have to be to let the NCAA gain the moral high ground on you.

He’s more like the next Nick Young. So take that as you will.

As a Lakers fan who bought the league pass, and thus subjected myself to 82 games worth of bad basketball because I might as well since I paid for it, Russell is actually pretty good! Was easily the Lakers best player last year, though that’s not really saying much. He had a 20-6-4 per 36 average in his age 20 season.…

And good at secretly recording teammates!

He’s so good he stayed on the waiver wire in most fantasy leagues. But...Nets!

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

He’s 21! Don’t listen to these fools. He could be really good! Vast improvement!

He’s still kind of a question mark. He’s a scoring PG who isn’t a great 3-point shooter and appears to have average to poor court vision.

Not a franchise guy and he plays defense like a matador’s cape.

He’s a combo guard who doesn’t really stand out in any one area. I can see him average 22 next season buthe certainly doesn’t make anyone on the team better, which doesn’t matter since the Nets don’t have anybody that good to begin with.