This is the “Showtime Lakers would beat the 2017 Warriors”-level Tennis take, but I approve. Borg was 49-2 career at the French, and who knows how many more he might have won if he hadn’t retired at 26. He won the last 4 French Opens he played. If I had access to a time machine only for sports, I would definitely send…

Draymond Green trademarked that back in his college days.

His era had a ton more time-trialing in Grand Tours. This Giro had about 70 km. Indurain typically had 100+ km.

Lavar would sulk. Lonzo would probably quietly have a good rookie season

Even when American runners didn’t end up on the podium in international meets, I always took pride in the nasal bone strength they displayed during competition. Now, I realize that was all a lie. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

Holy crap you ain’t kidding. He repeatedly torched the entire team.

The only reason I can survive without mine is that I have an emulator for it on my phone. All I really need is a phone case that can provide the clicky key effect.

Those clicky keys make you 20% smarter. I still use mine to add stuff up I’m too lazy to do in my head... IN REVERSE POLISH NOTATION OF COURSE.

Did he sign the right or the left?

Cricket was tough! I explain in my book, but there was no one team that completely stood above all others. Clive Lloyd’s West Indies and the Aussies of both Ponting and Waugh were the best.

are you actually shitting me this is the dumbest take ever

Victim blaming.

They are still stuck paying for the Ebbets Field subway shuttle...

I just use Pied Piper’s compression algorithm and my AAC files take up no space at all, with no loss of quality.

When he broke his leg in the playoffs

But the EMALS!

Ryan, did you read your own article? The scientists aren’t right or wrong, they’re saying the way inflation was represented and dismissed was wrong, and even if inflation turns out to be wrong, they will still be correct.

I have no doubt it was him. He’s literally one of the worst human beings on Earth.

During a game in Vermont, he said that the opposing team’s coach once complained about him to an official and called him “that Oriental.”

Beat it, jerk.