He was amazing in that one NCAA tournament. You remember that. Back when the brand new 8GB iPod was dazzling the world.

Maryland has joined Penn State, Baylor, Ohio State, Florida State... none of these schools should have a football program, or much of anything else.

So Leonard is... what’s the next thing better than generational talent? Epochal?

Who else on that roster could fetch a first rounder? Carr? How many could they accumulate?

BEST CAT

There is nothing decent about conservatives. Their policies reflect the absence of a conscience. Decorum and morality are two different things.

Mythbusters was pretty clear that you wouldn’t die from peeing on the third rail.

I want to be fried and served up at the US Open, then dunked in soda.

I love McDavid and Matthews, but I am so tired of hearing “generational talent” as a phrase in general. I’m told the 76ers have three generational talents on their roster. How does that make any sense? How long is a generation now, six months?

I have Lil patience for this.

Just call him Long Division, cos he’s gonna be left with a truckload of remainders.

Those poor Bama players. Who wants national titles when you could be cheered on better during a complete blowout?

They teased this thing all day Saturday, too, during college coverage. TOTALLY worth it.

Clearly he doesn’t feel the need to be traded to a contender.

He was also an ABA owner at some point.

The serious guess would be that this is some half-assed attempt to get him to create “personality profiles” of players and use those to see where “synergies” will occur so they can put together “narratively optimized” lineup combinations. I think that’s a bunch of new age garbage, but I’d also bet it’s what they are…

ManU will be winning titles again soon enough. That amount of money can’t fail forever. In the meantime, I desperately relish every moment of them not quite being good enough.

When I was 6 or 7 I was trying to show my dad how high I could jump while he was washing dishes. My lower lip came down on the metal edge of the sink and drove it upwards, so my top front teeth went right through the lip and out the other side. Dad was a doctor - he drove me to the nearest hospital and stitched me up.…

I own a Markakis O’s jersey. It’s... fine, I guess. I like it ok.

Then have him arrested for manslaughter.