And still this horse shit is trotted out about how football builds character and molds fine men. Football spat out this chunk of human garbage, along with the ones in charge at Maryland. And Mike Leach. And Brian Kelly. And they all look at what Bear Fucking Bryant did to those kids at Texas A&M like it was some…

Jimmy Page, David Bowie, Jerry Lee Lewis...

Anything to make sure the record book continues to have double figures in the W column each year. That extra smidge of ink is so important.

Have I seen this line before? It’s kind of Familia.

Welcome to Revis Island. You can put away your radio - there will be no reception.

“While I am not a racist” is your clue right away that this will be a very special batch of dead letters.

Now you’re just fishing for stars.

My IQ is now 10 points under 100.

The marriage is tanking right now, but it’s a process.

They are an absolute lock now. Start staking out your spot for the victory parade.

“We can smell Trump! We can smell Trump!”

The 44-year-old outfielder will be replaced on the 25-player roster by pitcher Erik Goeddel.

Chances of keeping that job? Squat.

My heart fucking bleeds for those law enforcement officers. Bauer did the white thing, for sure.

This is so much garbage. I am as angry about this as I have been trying to watch Olympics on NBC.

As I was saying to Stephen Glass just before our helicopter was fired on over Benghazi on 9/11, when I ran the Boston Marathon things used to be different.

Yeah, Sir Jeets.

THANK YOU.

Entire film, Duel.

Remember when we were young and would tape up the side of a tennis ball for backyard cricket? You could swing those things six feet. Awesome fun.