My favorite was his call of a touchdown for “the other Keith Jackson.”

I don’t see any reason not to suspend players for this, and double the number of games with each subsequent offense.

Isn’t that more of a net than a fence? Either way, classy work.

I’m thrilled that Lonzo Ball is happy for me to coach the Lakers. I’ll put in a call.

Oh come on. At no point did his hand touch anyone’s face mask.

The roller derby community is celebrating in a big way. Lots of proud admirers.

Five C- grade Lithuanian friendly games, in place of an entire league schedule: the new royal road to the NBA.

This is why judged contests aren’t proper sports, for all of the immense skill and athletic ability required. There’s just no objective fairness to this. It’s an eisteddfod. On the other hand, you can run the hundred meters as ugly as you like, but there’s no argument about who crosses the line first.

If they really didn’t want that, there are trophyless kids in China.

I had to go there before a trip to Montreal because my citizenship ceremony happened the day before I left, so no more Green Card. “Why are you only here now?” *hands over citizenship certificate* “This happened yesterday.” “Aha. Congratulations!”

Quite.

Three seasons removed from blowing the Super Bowl, most of the fanbase still thinks the whole team is **this close** to avenging that loss.

Here’s how it sounded on the Oklahoma sideline:

That’s some quality pearl clutching there.

The penis not mightier than the bouncy house.

Nathan Peterman’s getting the start next week, right?

You mean an AFC Championship game, right? Not winning the AFC.

Casefiles.

It’s the Caviar of the South.

I think he ate some of that complicated beef.