On the plus side, this is going to be the most fun Red Zone late session in history.

Does he really think the Browns aren’t a red hot favorite to have the number one pick in 2019 also? Is a bet on that longshot hope worth waiting out a year of actual payment?

I don’t see that any of these are good things.

Counterpoint: fuck Ben Roethlisberger.

Seek help. Now.

I think a vacation for all this and some Baller Bros is very much in order. Deadspin tour group?

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

That man is a champion of civil rights like Cleveland is champion of the NFL.

I’d say she has a stranglehold on this.

RE2PECT the Process.

“Congrats, you won the Cup!”

As a result, no one from Auburn entered the competition area during the entire SEC Championship Game.

I guess Joey Harrington was responsible for the incompletion.

The “hard core fans” of US soccer - a cargo cult of cultural appropriation.

The whole “we can’t even do this any more” line of bullshit got old before it even started.

That bad and still 6-5? Knows how to win. It factor. Elite.

People were buying tulips with real guilders, too.

Also, he totally doesn’t realize that this thing isn’t an award. It’s often someone who’s awful that gets Person of the Year.

Was there an option for a fake there and he got lost in indecision? Or... no, I got nuthin’.

It took a lot of guts for him to leave Wisconsin.