That is awesome. But I still think Trump’s cheating.

Just wait for my hot take on RBI guys going out of fashion.

When did winning the league stop being a thing? Every headline is “[team] is going to the Word Series” now. What’s wrong with saying they won the pennant?

70 years old, 3 handicap? He’s a liar.

That’s Deadspin Hall of Fame stuff right there.

OPS now .143, and falling. Look out below...

TL;DR.

.182 OPS right now. He’s off to a flying start.

That is a masterpiece of satire. Oh my... wait, he really said that?

Hunter Pence forgets to write the correct year on his checks every January.

Have they lost by one on a safety as time expires? That would be fun*.

I have to assume his phone sees him using that word a LOT and autocorrected for him.

Who put that center at the top of the depth chart? If they were winning, it would be all about Kelly’s recruiting genius.

Right! I don’t doubt that she could perceive it that way.

I find Juanita Broaddick’s accusations against Bill Clinton very credible - there’s no reason why she’d just have made this stuff up. But the Hillary intimidation stuff assumes he went home, told his wife he raped someone, and asked her to help cover it up. And that she was fine with this. That’s a few steps too…

Wow. That is astoundingly wrong and awful. And to think it’s Trump that has everyone up in arms in sudden, shocked defense of women today.

Or central CT, or large parts of Long Island.

After NYC got a lucky break with Hurricane Irene, a bunch of people who evacuated waterfront neighborhoods whined that the government had lied to them, apparently not understanding that we were warned of the worst case, and a bunch of randomness was involved. A year later, they all stayed put for Hurricane Sandy,…

That was really beautiful, Drew. Thank you for sharing. As a non-parent, that really helped me gain some perspective on how some of my friends view their dual role as protector and toughener for their kids. So valuable.

The best thing about this game was the dueling surrender cobras. There were red ones, then orange ones, then red ones again. Such beautiful creatures.