I think it started as a sailing thing.

Well, yes. I’m treating it in isolation.

Michael Jackson’s half time show was the absolute best of the bunch. That entrance alone made it the best.

I’m backing Bartolo to start a must-win game 162, then a play-in, then the wild card game.

I’ll give you his turn in Major League and bravely singing “root, root, root for the Brewers” at Wrigley Field are mighty indeed.

No argument, best ever. The game will be less without him.

There must be a rod-man named Dennis somewhere. Find him. Make him famous. Send him to North Korea.

I love the Rams simultaneously trying to argue that a) relocation is not a termination of the agreement and b) they are not obliged to sell anyone season tickets. That’s some chutzpah right there.

I remember “Lawlessness reigns at Busch Stadium!” from... was it Al Michaels? Awesome.

Maybe we’ll stop hearing about Red Grange at last.

Book: ordered.

No chance of the Ballhawks sitting down in protest, though.

Cobb County declares this Great White Hope Day.

He wasn’t worth one first round pick in the first place.

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.

The cat got a home. That’s all that matters.

Tony, please retire already before you get killed.

This storm will pass. And probably be picked off and returned for a TD.

The Steelers are literally what happens when you move the Eagles out of Philadelphia.