Ah, Notre Dame. How can they spin this one into an example of how truly special and different they are? Cue the Swarbrick tears...

2-hole is the best description of Jeter I have yet read.

Please please please dig up the Whitlock/Hoke piece.

It’s just a bunch of fun to watch Maddon manage in a league without the DH. Last night was everything that makes baseball a good time.

Ooooooh. That level of butthurt needs its own plaque in Monument Park.

Oh how I miss Steve Beuerlein. The idea of a backup who could actually, y’know, play the position if needed - revolutionary.

That Lakers-Kings playoff game was fixed.

The Marlins are so close to making the postseason, they can practically smell the ring.

We know they forced Playmakers off TV, so this is not a great surprise.

This is the kind of negotiating power we need in the White House.

“You are human garbage, are you not?”

There’s also the post-Ferguson behavior of many Cards fans. That was no laughing matter.

Not to mention what happened to Eddy Mercx.

That’s some top bracket Kinja.

The New Yorker will be better for your presence.

Watergate. Even as a 4 year old in Australia, that thing got noticed. I didn’t understand it but I knew it was a big deal.

ALL THE BEARS ARE THE BEST BEAR.

We so need this for sportswriters.

Can’t wait for Knight to rant at an empty chair before throwing it across the stage.

1. They’ve been separate since the very early days, way before FIFA, and no one from Scotland wants to play for a glorified England team.