Having gone through the pain of having by far the best record in baseball and flaming out in the postseason, the Mariners are working to ensure that can never happen again.

My favorite was Brent Mayne of the Rockies, a catcher who pitched a scoreless inning and took the win, after lying about having pitched before. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brent_May…

That’s some human skyline chili right there.

Human garbage defends human garbage.

The 2014 Giants also had tremendous luck over the shorter sample size of the playoffs.

Verbification jumped the shark at “architecting.”

Is there some way in which a supreme court appeal can result in baseball losing its antitrust exemption? That and the Sabres being awarded the 1999 Stanley Cup.

When you’ve won two fewer majors than Greg Norman, you REALLY can’t seal the deal.

I really didn’t think he was going to get to 300. Nice work... wait, who scored 3? Nooooooo.

Oh, the humanity.

So no rally caps, even?

#analysis

I believe every Bill Simmons hot take would be just a little bit worse if it was a Skip Bayless hot take.

Make Pete Rose a special ethics manager.

Any way you slice it, that’s some good Kinja.

Ah, the PC crowd. Is there nothing they won’t do to oppress a Fox Sports announcer?

I’m starting to revise my earlier opinion that the Penn State football program needs to be shut down. Let’s extend the death penalty to the whole university instead.

Please let them lose their next game. All I want to do is wear a Red Sox cap and walk around NYC chanting “Nine and eighteen!”

I have a lot more respect for the guy spending his money this way than, say, trying to buy elections. At least he’s helping some hard working musicians have a good time. If he’d like to help a fellow not-so-great musician buy some better gear, too...

I always liked OK Computer best.