First he wins the Premier League, now this. Wise ass.

Whereas Ted Cruz represents... what? Ultra religious dictatorship? That sounds preferable.

No mention of Adams being mugged by the fan.

I believe British cycling about as much as I believed Chinese swimming circa 1991.

Ah, NYC mortgage payments. More than 50% of take home pay. Kill me now.

Shart Sandwich, the compromise Spinal Tap album that never was.

I am hopelessly incompetent with neti pots. In my hands, they become an at home self waterboarding kit. All the fun of torture without the imprisonment!

I’d argue that Franklin Field at Penn is beautiful. But the NFL outgrew that stadium decades ago.

Yeah, they should have gone with When Jays Cry.

Mayor of Simpleton by XTC.

The good news is that all of these picks being traded are going to teams that will horribly waste them anyway.

Best comeback since the 1990 Commonwealth Games 5000m.

Miroslav Satan was brilliant. And you still see kids with SATAN jerseys. Take that, America.

the Flyers have an institutional character every bit as ingrained as their fans

Yup, he’s a true Met now.

One aspect of modern football he didn’t invent - look at him leaping over all those tackles and staying on the ball, instead of taking a swan dive.

If they get rid of kickoffs, that’s bad for TV - no way a trailing team can score and get the next possession without an onside kick. Which means games are effectively over a long way further out.

That’s Vincent D’Onofrio sitting second from right at the front, yeah?

Truly you are living the life.

Maple syrup or brown sugar, every time. I also like to make the oatmeal just a little too dry and too hot with just water, then stir in cold full cream milk.