Ok, yeah. Literally babies, not “babies”. Does she go check, or just leave the potential baby there in the road? Now I’m confused.

One of the older brother grease monkeys in our neighborhood told me that if you matched the revs just right, you could shift a manual without pressing the clutch pedal. I tried this repeatedly in our VW bug and it did nothing but grind the shit of the transmission.

At least the guy got some sphincter reps in.

I really like those cars. Depreciation is huge - like 50% in a couple years. Nice on the inside. Perfectly fine car with a bit of luxury for a DD. I almost picked one up a couple years ago.

Ah, the super rare Acura RLX. I have seen more supercars than this one on the road. Actually, I have never seen one on the road

Next week on Hannah Is A Downer: ‘Ratatouille’ Is A Joyful Rejection Of Basic Hygiene

I thought this was a trailer for Baby Driver.

Indeed, the rest of us spend our days sitting in plastic lawn chairs shooting cans off of old washing machines wishing we could live in NYC.

Ultra-rare Series I Lancia Beta…

I’m not even mad. The lede was perfectly buried and the content was exactly what we were expecting. Erin delivered.

She also asserted that her tax dollars somehow go towards Thorpe and Tyson’s salaries. That’s definitely not how taxes work, but believing so is definitely how being a wretched white person in America works.

Honest to god... in my opinion... this should be a 40k car new...

I spent $100 adopting a dog from the humane society. Now ALL my blankets are weighted!

I spent $100 adopting a dog from the humane society. Now ALL my blankets are weighted!

I wish Kinja had a thumbs down button.

This guy’s is an asshole trying to kill birds. Hope his car is fucked up

Now that I’m compelled to imagine the interior of Gronk’s house, I’m guessing he shares the design sensibilities of Josh Baskins.

The suspect was apprehended after he tried to pawn 9 Jerky Boy CDs.

Somebody explain the cut of those pants to me, particularly in the leg. Why so many folds?

No more MF snakes on this MF plane!!