A few others have shared more angles that make our detective work a little easier...

I did some math.

This title hurts my brain on countless levels.

Can we stop for a second and talk about how I thought that was a plastic doll hand for a minute. Am I the only one that sees it?

Classic self burn.

Yep. I am afraid I am going to have to give up Jalopnik, as they keep making me want things I had not known to exist. If I won a big lottery, I could go broke just buying vehicles Jalopnik has made me aware of (plus the 500 acres and associated barns for storage).

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

Perhaps true, but your work doesn’t take priority over anyone else’s bandwidth just because it’s work either.

-LCD provides a higher quality picture

-LCD provides a higher quality picture

Folks, just be aware (and I’m not saying they’re not a good buy) that these are nowhere near 3/4 size imho. If you set one up and don’t buy the additional riser, you’ll be playing it on your knees.

Folks, just be aware (and I’m not saying they’re not a good buy) that these are nowhere near 3/4 size imho. If you…

Filed to: BREAKIN NOOZ, GUY

Scrolled down just to see who would “WELL ACTUALLY” first.

I’d rather see the Daniel Tosh version..

Way to go hackers, it’s going to take the PGA forever to come up with replacement tournament logos featuring a trophy surrounded by two golf clubs.

He’s hypermiling. 

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Take your star and get out.

And also with you...

Slow clap... Well played.