Those falcons should just fly there themselves. Lazy bastards.

About time! I can’t tell you how much it was stressing me out that I wasn’t allowed to take my emotional support falcon with me on trips!

No suvs here.

We’ve had commercial airplane travel for a century now. The novelty of flying is long gone, so I think it’s fair to expect the accommodations to be better and more comfortable than they were in the past. Only, it seems like we’ve regressed.

I feel like the article doesn’t explain the cheating well enough. So the 100 mile courses and whatnot were actually just giant circular tracks? If the course were a straight line you wouldn’t be able to cheat like this. But how big is the “loop” they are running? Wouldn’t people tend to see the top competitor…

I know I should be hip to ultramarathoning celebs, but uh, which one of those herbs pictured above is Agnew?

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

They used a very specific clause to get out of this - bumpers were not found at the scene

Have the 24” model and it’s the shizz. Did a 10hr smoke on beef ribs at 250 and cook steaks at 750 in 7 minutes.

Have the 24” model and it’s the shizz. Did a 10hr smoke on beef ribs at 250 and cook steaks at 750 in 7 minutes.

This is the America I know and love.

Can’t these arguments be made about every phone and most apps also?

Jumbo shrimp

for a second can we talk about the fact it’s a “GIANT” “JUNIOR”?

WHY NOT JUST HAVE A DAMN BACON CHEESEBURGER

That joke is Olds.

Yep, I was afraid of this. He got hit by Cupid’s Alero.

“CAN PINECONES PREDICT WINTER? THE ANSWER HERE”

I feel like the weather channel’s site being a massive clickbait site is so perfectly 2017.

What goes around comes around.