Can you jetpack in?

Are free shoulder rubs an NCAA violation?

Double Rat Farts!

Double Rat Farts

47%ers love the colored lights.

GARBAGE! Classless people much more prefer the colored lights. Think about it, rednecks, people in the hood, etc.. Take a drive through the hood and then continue driving and take a tour of the trailer park. I guarantee you'll see more colored lights.

colored lights are tacky, white lights are the Original Gangster

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earlier version of this letter read "P.S. Don't kill anyone"

This may encourage "comments, gestures and or/ behaviors" that are inappropriate. People are going to want one of those cards to show their friends, post on facebook, etc. Instead of having a couple repeat violators you are now going to be dealing with multiple first time offenders.

Dear Will,

This guy ends up sitting directly behind me at every sporting event I ever go to ever, in the history of ever. If you want to draw attention to yourself go get tasered in the concourse, some of us want to attempt to enjoy the game.

Some parts to a mustang GT.

Crank dat Troll-ja-boy!

He never should have passed it.

That's right, Im not parting with a solid pair of kicks over a little dead mouse. I'd just be glad the little fellow found a nice cozy spot to rest one last time.

I hear Team Hindsight needs a coach, you sound like a perfect fit. I'm sure they'll be calling any minute.

Everyone browses the internet on their phone while pooping, no one talks about it though. Until, the shit hits the phone.

new minivan + $6,000 does not = less than price of new Bentley.

Regions Prepaid card, stay classy Bama fans.