good god Kobe pass the ball.

He was doing the backstroke down Alligator Alley, got get his ass to the other side.

Throwbacks are always popular, that doesn't mean you make it your permanent logo. Go ahead and issue the team leather helmets too.

...and why isn't he watching what's going on in the game.

I think this one is a test, why the hell should Drunk Papa John make the Deadspin Hall of Fame?

Wiener to the face, that's nothing.

oh yeah and I'm rooting for Texas A&M this weekend. I would love to see the Ole Ball Coach win the East again.

The offense is super undisciplined. With all those turn overs and stupid penalties (on pace to lead the SEC in penalties for the 3rd consecutive year) you will never win games, at lease not enough to matter.

Graph: what their bank account looks like

"Some of our fans need to get a grip"

Q: Name this Blue?

I love to double post stuff. In case you didn't see it the first time, I got you covered.

Yup, what'd ya know.

which is dumber?

It's not about the money, it's about being the NBA's highest paid player.

It's not about the money, it's about being the NBA's highest paid player.

I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

Wait, who...Lennay Kekua? Oh yeah she died, I think..wait, no she didn't.

"I would like, get in my DeLorean and transfer myself 10 feet closer to the touchdown line."

"it batted off the Georgia player" nice work.