Call me old fashioned, but I don’t see the need to have boobs in the booth.

Luckily, he mostly chokes right handed

The referees were the best. I recall their hats being funnier, though...

Thinking back, part of the fun was not having any idea what was going on.

Where was this article when I was 10 years old watching it after school on ESPN?

This guy’s so intense. Bet he has crazy eyes.

Harvey is said to have answered his own door in his pajamas

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

Your comment sounds like a Chinese women trying to describe sex.

Let’s pre-remember some guys.

Oh that’s cool. Miguel Sano just broke a lady’s face in an actual game. She’s sitting 466 feet from home plate. http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/03/1345176783/1493774152612/asset_2500K.mp4

I hope you don’t get an endless parade of “what does this have to do with cars” comments, because this is the kind of quality longform journalism which I love to see on Jalopnik. Thanks, Ryan.

what???????

Don’t worry about it, whatever way you choose to play is OK.

BUT! one thing, you CAN actually feed enemies but you have to figure out a way for them to either not notice or not see you as an enemy (which you can but Ill not spoil how).

Great closing paragraph in that SB Nation article you linked to

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

This post is the tits.