I think that is exactly the point for some journalists.

This is a fantastic wedding shit show story. If I was you, I would stop strangers on the street and tell them this story. It’s that good.

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...

Definitely the later.

I bet the rest of your office REALLY loves you.

This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

1776, 1812, 1918, 1945, and now 2015. USA, kicking Europe’s ass for 2 1/2 centuries!

Exactly this, plus prosecutors who are willing to fight tooth & nail for survivors.

In Oklahoma, there are three levels: in custody, suspended, or deferred. Deferred means if you do everything your sentencing agreement stipulates, you can eventually have it expunged. You do not go to prison. Suspended is similar in that you don’t go to prison, but it cannot be expunged. Both allow for an application…

“yeahitkindadoes”

I imagine there are lots of different reasons why. I’m not a lawyer but I would guess the following: There’s time served, he’s young so hopefully he can be rehabilitated, the fact that it’s it’s his first offence and he didn’t have a criminal record prior to this, pleading no contest (not a guilty plea but also not a…

Relevance problem—Brady’s suit would not be about whether he did or did not break the rules, but about whether the League was justified in suspending him given the information available to them. Since the contents of his phone were not available to the NFL at the time it made its decision, they are of exceedingly…

The Color Run is the Pumpkin Spice Latte of running events.

NOT SUPER WELL

Actually, the statistical analysis is pretty good. It’s just built on an assumption that makes it irrelevant, which knocks the whole foundation out from under it. If they had actual recorded starting pressures, it would be pretty compelling evidence of intentional action. I don’t blame the analysis company for…

Yes. This.

This young woman

I generally find that the quality of a Chinese restaurant is inversely proportional to the % of its sales made up of buffalo wings, chicken tenders, and french fries.

Really? How about you present the argument and we’ll see how long it takes me to rip it to shreds. O/U is 3 minutes. Smart money is on the under.