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Scene: Las Vegas City Council, Shortly After Meeting Announcing Raiders Deal

Heyward was my favorite on Carver’s city championship team though Coolidge could be dominant and Thorpe was Chris Paul before Chris Paul was born. Too bad Jackson was killed before the final but who can forget his little brother accepting CJ’s award.

With every article, I miss Tyler more and more.

What a load of BS. It’s the same as it has been since he became available. It’s not blackballing, because you obviously don’t know the meaning of the word or worse truly believe that all of the NFL owners got together and planned this. If that is the case, I have a wide selection of bridges for you to choose from.

+1 BASF

Great monocles falling into my champagne glass, Jalopnik! I would expect this kind of price from the Kia superyacht. But from Porsche?!

Dont you just hate it when you put your last $1M in the machine to get that McLaren and just as the last coil unwinds, it gets snagged!! Now the next asshole to come along gets two Mclarens for the price of one. How does one shake a machine this big??

Who is going to press the button that summons my car though?

“Former tight end” is just rubbing it in.

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

Cool as long as you don’t drive it after Labor Day.

“’Fourteen fucking karat gold,’ I swore to myself as I stalked back up the walk to replace the now empty gas can. Fourteen karat gold is what you bought your shitty niece on her thirteenth birthday, not what you used on the interior of a car.”

But seriously Kristen, that dashboard may be 14 karat but these articles are 24 karat every time. FANCYKRISTEN should be a sub-domain, not a tag.

FancyKristen is the best (real) Kristen.

This is why I have the Euro spec rear tail lights so I can use the rear fog lights. I know it’s not a lot of HP on paper, but I can feel it in the seat of my pants.

Wait a minute, every time I brake my car is actually trying to propel me forward...I smell a recall.

the were driven out by the Hassocks

The Ottomans left Serbia long before the Yugo appeared.

chuck wepner disagrees with your fictional boxer (i know i know)

Actually - a lot of us.