Congratulations, Mr. RubYaVWYa. This woman will deliver you her sign once she has found her feet that were lost in an unfortunate game of The Floor is Lava.

But does it chooch?

Skookum as frig.

Kristen is fast becoming one of my favorite writers up there with Drew, Burneko, and Torch.

Pauly Shore is a huge Tristan Thompson fan and was shouting down Matt Barnes from the parking lot. Completely ignored

Also, wash your hands more frequently, because you can’t catch a cold from cold weather.

And “Senior Circuit” is also a reference to the NL, even for those of us whose old eyes can’t make out the NL logo.

Don’t let David Tracy see this.

“Watching an Underwater  Underground Pipe Explode Is Like Seeing the Earth Fart”

Then you clearly are not a fan of the stellar investigative journalism of Jane Doe.

That’s some ASMR shit

I’d take a chance on her. Probably be my Waterloo but mamma mia.

Take that name out your mouth before I slap it out for you. Wedge is the best and I won’t have some Bigglesworth-loving jackanape sully his pedigree.

There should be a story set after ROTJ about Han having to fend off vengeful siblings Wratho, Envyo, Prido, Slotho, Glutto, and Lusto. Watch out for that last one.

Why is nacho cheese not a choice?

No kidding! I had a coke and scowled. Went to McDonald’s? I hated it. Then I went to Burger King, and had it the same way as the person in front of me.

Does the entire balloon need to be painted orange, or will just a couple of orange stripes over the camo do?

You never crap and fart once a day? Sounds unhealthy!

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal would’ve seen what you did there, but since you don’t see it, it assumed it couldn’t see you.

I’d rather be a bowl of petunias.