Congratulations, Mr. RubYaVWYa. This woman will deliver you her sign once she has found her feet that were lost in an unfortunate game of The Floor is Lava.

But does it chooch?

Skookum as frig.

Kristen is fast becoming one of my favorite writers up there with Drew, Burneko, and Torch.

Pauly Shore is a huge Tristan Thompson fan and was shouting down Matt Barnes from the parking lot. Completely ignored

Also, wash your hands more frequently, because you can’t catch a cold from cold weather.

And “Senior Circuit” is also a reference to the NL, even for those of us whose old eyes can’t make out the NL logo.

Don’t let David Tracy see this.

Then you clearly are not a fan of the stellar investigative journalism of Jane Doe.

That’s some ASMR shit

I’d take a chance on her. Probably be my Waterloo but mamma mia.

Why is nacho cheese not a choice?

No kidding! I had a coke and scowled. Went to McDonald’s? I hated it. Then I went to Burger King, and had it the same way as the person in front of me.

You never crap and fart once a day? Sounds unhealthy!

That’s an unfair potshot at Ottawa. It’s an amazing place to get a really good night’s sleep.

Scene: Las Vegas City Council, Shortly After Meeting Announcing Raiders Deal

Even though we need to move on from horse and buggies for the good of both the environment and urban planning, they’ll never be able to kill the horse and buggy entirely, because the science isn’t feasible AND because there are people like me who are wedded to the idea of horse and buggies, flying or not. I want…

Heyward was my favorite on Carver’s city championship team though Coolidge could be dominant and Thorpe was Chris Paul before Chris Paul was born. Too bad Jackson was killed before the final but who can forget his little brother accepting CJ’s award.

With every article, I miss Tyler more and more.

Who is going to press the button that summons my car though?