Okay, why is THAT funny?

Not quite. From ABC: “it is unlawful to sell alcoholic beverages either by the drink or by the package, between the hours of 2 a.m. and 6 a.m. of the same day” 

I put ketchup on one food only: Mom’s meatloaf. I like mustard on my fries and A-1 on my burger. However, I’m not a big enough jerk to tell anyone else what they cannot put on their food. It’s THEIR food, you don’t have to eat it.

They look like mirrors

Bus boy, bartender, ladies of the night
Grease monkey, ex-junky, winner of the fight
Walking on the streets, its really all the same
Selling souls, rock n’ roll, any other day

Workin’ for a livin’ (workin’)
Workin’ for a livin’ (workin’)
Workin’ for a livin’, livin’ and workin’
I’m taking what they giving ‘cause I’m…

Austria, eh? Well, then, G’day, mate! Let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie!

Got to the second paragraph before I got the joke. Jabbar Juluke, sure, but there’s no way Racey McMath is a real person. Up your troll game!

They ALL say that, ALL the time. That, and its brother “No doubt about it.”
The Jack in the Box commercial a few years back mocked them unmercifully for it, and they STILL ALL DO IT!

Came here. Satisfied, and a lil sleepy.

Sometimes those little things just slide right past our eyes. Like how I wrote feet instead of MPH!

.86 for 0-100. .516/.86= a convenient .6, or 60% of 100 ft.

Kobe Buffalomeat.

Well, it certainly wasn’t his prowess in the Octagon...

You didn’t explicitly say who was #1, so I have to assume you mean Steve Ontiveros.

* alumnus

When Momma used to take in boarders, she didnt care if’n they traveled atall, Heck, she was runnin a boardin house, not a hoosegow.

I remember bombing down 17 on the way back from Santa Cruz in my 64 Buick Special in about ‘90 or so. Doing 50-55, came up over the rise to stopped traffic. Jumped on the (drum) brakes which pulled pretty good to the left. Slammed pretty hard into the median. Moved it, in fact.
There was a small dent on the…

Oh, thank you. I poked all around their website, found nothing. Little things like that can really stick in my brain, and when it’s 1 AM with a 6 AM wakeup, THAT thing would keep my brain running at 100%!

How do they get a url of MRPS from “Ohio State Reformatory?”

Stanford nipples? The google doesn’t know what that is, can someone enlighten me?