FAIL! I could follow your writing.

+1 voting irregularities

Unless you are in Soviet Russia, the petard does the hoisting.

They seem to be RICH in piss!

“I went to a snowy, below Browns/Bengals game”
What, what the hell is below a Browns/Bengals game? WHERE WERE YOU, MAN?

My first literal LOL in a while, thank you for that!

DOH! I saw it, and failed to make the connection, since in my mind it had to be a sex act. I’m going to sit here in my pond of stupid for a while before Internetting any more!

I give up, what is GIS? Google did not help, nor urban dictionary.

Nihilanth

I’ve never played the game Pubic Image Limited, but I’m guessing you can only use one eye to identify your guests based on their pubes? That WOULD lighten up the party!

Cordells are also in Houston and SF Bay Area markets.

“University of Blaupunkt”

When I was 13, our regular catcher no-showed, so I volunteered to catch our fastest and wildest pitcher. I somehow made it to the 3rd inning before mentioning my cupless state, and which point coach absolutely freaked.
I have worn a cup still warm from another player. I am not proud of this.

And happiness, so either intentional or double fail.

tracee erris ross*

Before my weekly poker game last night, we observed a moment of standing in solidarity with you.

Raider fan here. It fails to offend, enrage....or do much of anything really.

We called it “sweeping for terrorists.”

I recognize that shape...

That’s not 2 takedowns, that’s a takedown (2 points) and a pushout (1 point.) They don’t show how she got the 4th point.