It’s like catching up with a friend from college who now has 3 kids, no sleep and drinks Michelob Ultra once a month to “loosen up”. Subaru, what happened friend?

This is the same guy that sold his Model S because the tires were bald!

It may not be terribly attractive, but then look at its main rival:

We have to be offended by everything. That’s how we show we’re compassionate.

Hopefully it’s a one-time column. The world has enough negativity without spending more time smashing dumb movies.

I believe you’re in the wrong neighborhood.

Show me one of these pictures, please? And keep in mind, we’re not talking about the location of reverse here. You may want to look at that picture again.

Should have just gone with a turbo:

The fact that you can mow down a hapless pedestrian who wasn’t prepared for a footlong cry for attention sticking out of a passing car’s wheel.

Or anyone with a pulse.

I saw a vehicle just like this pulled over changing a flat this weekend during SXSW.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Lifehacker: “Cigarettes are bad”

Yeah, watching the video was far worse than reading the description.

As one of the few Ghibli films to take place in the real, contemporary world, Whisper of the Heart (my personal favorite Ghibli film) is filled with mid-to-late 90s cars, particularly Mitsubishis.

sorry here’s a refund:

hey everyone my car’s hood was wantonly damaged in an unknown and tragic incident. Here is a pic, I want to know who this stone/bullet/small human was and why they hit my car. please conduct a detailed forensic analysis.

In an August 2, 1894 article....

To be truly terrifying they need a big beefy arm coming out of the back of the neck.