The first half of this headline is pure bliss.

Yielding?

“this twin-fusalage’d aircraft isn’t really an aircraft at all—it’s an airborne rocket launching pad”

We do. Kinda.

But that’s not what he said—he conceded that he has not lived up to expectations. If his statement were the way you are characterizing it, it would be:

I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...

We’ve dubbed this man “Shift Bae” in the office.

Yes. German Madrazo. However here are some key differences:

The Mexican cross-country skier that came last was nearly double the leader’s time, sure, but it’s one of those things that comes off differently when you’re talking about someone who’s working hard to scrape together qualifying times vs gaming the system like this.

I think the problem here is because it’s a scored…

Last time I said we need to find a way to stop a nut with a gun—and that’s all I said—I get an email saying, “I’m saving my last bullet to put it right between your eyes.” Just another responsible gun owner in America.

The flaw in his argument is that it’s reasonable and well articulated.

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

The obvious question is how do you handle electric vehicles? They still use roads.

The plane will begin its decent and the rocket will fire out of its butt like a flaming turd.

More like, it’s getting ready to shave your face!

i would just like to point out that these 3 men have, combined, 6 white-as-fuck first names. never trust a man with 2 first names. this was inevitable.

I didn’t read the article: the poster

Neither is League of Legends, yet this is the world we live in.

I used to make fun of Curling but then my college roomies and I got high and spent an entire weekend watching Curling and now I know a lot about Curling and I really like Curling.