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This is good Jalopnik.

Clearly since he is a victim of abuse, the responsibility to fix his entire home country falls upon his shoulders.

Obviously you don’t know the meaning of the euphemism.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

> how many of those Ohioans would be willing to move to CA? Probably less than 1%.

Just pick a slightly different Porsche.

Dynamic Outlet pNeumo-Kinteic System.

Thank you for saving me 4:05!

Yet again, another fucking video that doesn’t answer the fucking question in the headline.

Why don’t we just convert all subway tunnels into a city-wide lazy river, like at Schlitterbahn? Here is a list of possible advantages over the subway (based solely on what I’ve learned about the subway from reading Jalopnik):

Nothing, except molest us, our children, and steal our shit.

How about just no TSA and go back to what it was before with just metal detectors. Why do we need the TSA? What have they done for us?

We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.

Soooo, your life is basically in the hands of Jeff from Cal-Trans who painted the lines on the side of the 101, if you rely on Autopilot to commute. I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say the tech isn’t ready.

Fist off:

It may have a clean title, but it’s not without its blemishes. Just for kicks I pulled the Carfax on it.

Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

Have you ever read this “writer” before? He hates anyone who is successful and/or makes money. This is his tired old schtick.

Counterpoint: Any billionaire who wears a shirt with the 80’s metal glam band Tesla on it is fucking awesome.