I’ve run the numbers, and it seems that 3 went into 23 seven times, with #2 remaining.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

I can’t use that screen. I’m not going to take the chance that my phone orgasms all over my finger.

whenever she participates in a race, but the only person capable of beating Ledecky is past versions of herself.

August 1st: Rose bets $100 on Ichiro to get 3,000th career MLB hit.

It took a lot of work to weave that last part into the joke.

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

When it comes to chugging beer thrown at/to you from the crowd, nothing will ever, EVER top this.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Cow [puts on Cardinals cap, complains]

Bahrain in Spain kicks mainly in the brain.

+1 Facebook Meme

+1 eye of the pyramid

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Cow [chews cud]

I’d say this is a shit show, but the aquatic events haven’t started yet.