You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

lol

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

Trumpster fire.

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

That’s a hefty contract. I guess there was no way the Bronco’s were gonna get Miller lite.
I guess now that he’s getting all the money he’ll be living the Miller High Life.
I guess this was a real Miller Genuine Draft 64 Lemonade???

Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.

I don’t think this is that rare of a thing, actually. I watch a lot of Nationals games, and I think Jonathan Papelbon must do it too, as players instruct him to ‘get fucked’ all the time.

Tebow bemoans the fact that “rumors” travel so fast

“Still pleaded for fewer fifths than I have.” - Vin Baker

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

But on the flip side, I would show up to more office meetings if that kinda shit was gonna happen.

except that a liberal arts major knows to put the period inside the quotation marks.

“I don’t know, honey. Those shots look doctored.”

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

If you can’t say it in plain language, I don’t believe that you know what it means.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.