Not disagreeing. There are a multitude of people wronged here. It’s almost like hiring Briles was a bad idea or something.

At a certain point, they evolve into project leads, I guess?

Not really excited for this one, but maybe they can Breath of the Wild-ify the next one?

You dare blaspheme before our Lord Helix?

“Oh no! My freedom of speech had consequences!”- LeBron James on the consequences of his comments regarding the consequences of Daryl Morey’s free speech

To Hollywood, “good” relationships are boring, so the only options are breakups and parenthood.

I don’t think the woman is necessarily wrong. Two victims in this story are the kids who were uprooted from their homes in Colorado to play for Art Briles in Texas, only to be ruled ineligible. However, it doesn’t change who Art Briles is and that rules have been broken.

Briles appears to...
1.) feel no remorse for what he’s done.
2.) feel entitled to his redemption story.

Also, only slightly related, but I’ve never met a Bama grad who doesn’t refer to the school as “the University of Alabama” 100% of the time. Like...

Fake News. No way a kid from Alabama has money.

“Oh no! My freedom of speech had consequences!”

So, I’ve only been watching baseball for a couple of years. Why do players do this?

This is Deadspin’s version of the Onion’s mass-shooting article.

I highly doubt that. Dude went 3-1 with Garapolo/Brisset and 11-5 with Matt freaking Cassel. I think he’d be highly motivated to show what he could do without Brady.

But it’s older and has more miles.

So is the Titans’ insistence on drafting and signing wide receivers with flippers where their arms should be.

“Stefan, what do you have to say about the doubters after your half-pitch header?”

“FCUM.”

I saw you mention in a previous question that you had a buffet at your wedding and made sure you got seconds. I’m getting married next year, and multiple couples have said some variation of, ‘Don’t expect to eat the food at your wedding.’ How much bullshit is this? Yes, there’s a lot going on, but if I’m going to…

Roller coaster operator. “YOU GUYS READY?!” [Massive screams] Running Apollo’s Chariot makes you the rock star of Busch Gardens.

I’ve never once had a mirror stop working while driving.