“What if we made the Golf more like golf?” - Visionary

“grow your penis 7 inches with this technique.”

2.) Mike “Mikey Rulebooks” Pereira was actually very tickled by the introduction and loved the nickname. 

How did you miss “penetration in the backfield”?

Kansas looks like they’re getting better under Miles and Vandy, like Kentucky, has a decent team every 4 years or so.

I literally fell asleep during the commercial break between the 10th and 11th and woke up to the crack on Correa’s bat.

Now that he’s married, he’s finally free to score at will.

In a sport where where the mildest of grievances and infractions are settled by humming fastballs at the batter’s torso, what exactly did you expect?

Looking forward to Blaser being plunked by the Yankees in Game 3. That’s how this works, right?

The 0-16 Dolphins should get an automatic Wildcard spot to lose a 17th game to completely negate the ‘72 season.

They pulled in ESPN’s officiating expert last night to get his opinion on the Kerryon Johnson fumble/incompletion and he was firm in his opinion that it was a catch and fumble when video evidence clearly showed otherwise. After the refs ruled it an incompletion, he was very firm in his opinion that it had been an…

The best part about this picture is that all the QBs are in their college unis even though some of them have been out of college ball for years. “What other league? No, we have no idea what Matt McGloin has been up to the last seven years.”

It’s the perfect storm of 1.) the greatest coach, paired with 2.) a great QB, 3.) who’s willing to take a paycut since his wife makes more, playing in 4.) a fucking terrible division.

Regarding onside kicks, if we’re ignoring player safety, I say each team lines up on the 20/25 and the kicker sky-kicks it to land around the 50.

For decades now, fans have had to blindly trust a fucking color guy’s judgment in these situations, which almost always amounts to, “I’d punt it away here, Joe,” with no evidence backing him up.

“It’s perfectly fine to log off. I wrote a blog about it.”

Does fatigue become a factor here? Like, yea, it could be the yips or him psyching himself out, but maybe he just can’t take a full season of work. I imagine baseball’s a game of milometers and if you’re off by one...

Really disappointed Molly’s request to cut to commercial. I was really looking forward to SAS’s suspension for not stocking to sprits.

If there’s anything important that we take away here, it’s that more schools should use a zebra as a mascot.

Brady got the AFC East and Peyton got the AFC North. None of their competition has made it close to a Super Bowl.