If the alternative is an entirely meaningless game of September baseball, this is fun. All meaningless September games should be about getting/preventing statistical milestones.

On top of that, the control he showed in his passes throughout this game makes it seem like Hurts isn’t simply a product of Riley’s offensive game plan, but also a technically sound player who can complete the plays demanded of him at an elite level.

I think someone asked in one of the recent Funbags about which position in sports most resembles the Defense Against the Dark Arts position at Hogwarts and I think “this year’s offensive coordinator at Ole Miss” is the answer.

His “coaching” tree has roots all over the league.

Many of his supporters that I know are placated by how well the economy is doing and I don’t trust Trump to manage a recession well. If we see a downturn, his support will plummet.

He should forever be known as Charlie F’in Morton.

“Thop dickin’ around. Weff goth to ethecute out there!”
“Coach, what are you trying to tell us?”
“We need to thop the run and thep up our path rupth!”
“We don’t understand!”
“JAY EEE TEE ETH JETH JETH JETH!!!”
“It’s like he’s trying to communicate with us. I just know it.”
[angry wad of spittle]

But if Ol’ Jim were in charge, he’d get his hands on a bottle of shine and a few crick berries, and concoct a remedy that’d help Darnold swiftly beat his case of Vagrant’s Ennui, as it’s known down at the railyard.

This really reminds me of Chewbacchus, the sci-fi Mardi Gras parade they host down in New Orleans. I think it started with a similar energy and it’s such a fun time. Definitely worth participating in if you have the chance.

I googled “Draco Malfoy” and only get stuff for Harry Potter.

Fitzgerald has been the coach since 2006

I’ve lost counterpoint: What if they weren’t that great of an actor and that’s pretty much all they’ll ever be? Like, what’s Draco Malfoy or Hodor been up to?

“Nice phone, man! That an Android? Mind if I talk super loud in this room with no sound dampening whatsoever (farts at urinal)?”

Cowboys/Texans: chopped brisket shoulder

Really appreciate Harbaugh’s efforts to blackball himself from the NFL as an act of solidarity with his former QB.

Fairly confident its “I don’t like Cam because of the way he dresses and how he wears a towel on his head.”

This guy wakes up every morning and decides to shave around his goatee without trimming it, but you’re telling me TODAY he looks like a big, stupid dumbass?

Saints will trade Bridgewater and a late-round pick mostly just to have another Manning at QB.

What’d you expect from a pile of Dukey.

Yea, ok, but what the fuck’s a copyrat?