Lo, I am but a simple man. Give me fun companions and numerous splendid armor combinations and I will play, happy as can be.

Starring Keenan Thompson as Russell Wilson, Josh Server as Coach Carroll, and Kel Mitchel as Richard Sherman.

May I suggest Jim Carey’s most annoying sound in the world?

That looks like some kind of yeast you’d buy to make sourdough.

Is this real? Why does his head look so small? Where is his neck?!

That Cajuns can be traced back to Canada, this all makes a ton of sense now.

ULL really doesn’t like being LSU’s little brother.

You gotta donate to the Athletic Foundation. How else do you show appreciation for the company “non” profiting from all of your efforts.

Hey, we just wanted the SkyRef. None of this challengable bullshit.

I mean, first play of Week 1 works too.

So, it looks like the AB and Le’Veon Bell signings are both looking like crap right now.

To be honest, little Jimmy doesn’t know that Chick-fil-a’s owner donates to anti-LGBT causes. I (mostly) agree with the concept of passing your morals and principles to your children, but early childhood is such a timesuck that I’m willing to stand by Kevin on this one.

If we have helmet control, then only the criminals will have helmets.

I’d have totally watched Star Wars: Resistance if it didn’t look like the PSOne version of this image.

Optimistically (and based on my experience with our one kid so far), if you pick a theme, family and friends will scour the Earth for everything that theme. And they’ll love you because they won’t have to think about it.

(not on purpose, but it’s fine)

My parents had two kids, me (a boy) and my sister.

I agree, it definitely sounds like overcompensating. “I wanted a girl, but I had a boy, so BOYS IT IS!”

As a “new” father (our boy is 17 months), the whole #boymom thing bothers me a little bit because it’s like the whole concept of being a #boymom is to succumb to an unstoppable, stereotypically-defined version of masculinity. The concept completely minimizes the impact of a mother’s parenting. 

Running back Derrius Guice tore his ACL during Washington’s first exhibition of last preseason, and he, too, has been ruled out Thursday due to an overlong, complication-riddled recovery process. Guice had three surgeries after the ACL repair, to fight infection, and for two months required an IV three times a day for…