Raw beef that LOLKirk will later grill into an unidentifiable, gray blob. 

JJ Watt in a bad toupee.

That propaganda is using a lot of fluffy words to say “thing did the thing”.

“We can’t keep buying cheap crap from China!” - parents that raised us on cheap crap from China

At least we can take solace in the fact that the Saints and Falcons have suffered the worst losses in three consecutive seasons. Those losses are collectively as close as we’ll get to another Super Bowl.

Plot Twist: This was filmed on the last day of shooting for his proactive “I’m Not Dead” video and, ironically, that’s how he died.

As a Saints fan living in Houston, I was not at all surprised to see an Aaron Brooks deliver a discouraging performance.

Look, the Bears are coming off a good year and are poised to take the NFC North by force. The only way to throw them off their game for the entire season is to trade for this dude and have him nail a 43-yrd. field goal in Week 4 against the Bears in Chicago.

That stat is a sterling achievement. Super efficient. Shame it was wasted on the Falcons.

Saints fan. Definitely feels like a sibling rivalry with the Bucs. We were both so bad for so long. As for Carolina, I think we’re all still afraid of Steve Smith.

Why would they rehire Sark?

This team doesn’t deserve sympathy or support on any level and the only joy I get as a Falcons fan is when I get to laugh at the inevitable Saints choke job each year.

Adam Gase: I am committed to what’s best for this football team.
Adam Gase: (dies)

Isn’t this a political statement? ESPN’s supposed to Stick to eSports.

So, APC did this weird, meta thing where the title track on Eat the Elephant was first and it was basically about the ponderous task of writing that record after 14 years. Looks like they’re doing the same thing with Fear Inoculum.

Dude, “Dear Brother” is just one of the best songs every made.

Hello, friends. Mars Volta fan here.

As much as I want to ding you for not including “The Pot”, it’s basically their only song that sounds like that. If “The Pot” barely hooks you, you’re probably gonna be disappointed with the rest of 10,000 Days and Fear Inoculum.

Can I interest you in some other MJK projects then? Maybe A Perfect Circle’s “The Outsider” or Puscifer’s “Dear Brother”?

There are bits of 10,000 Days, Lateralus, and Undertow all over this thing. As much as an homage as something new.