Or...ya know...don’t buy them a smart phone?

Pretty clever to use the blood of innocent Cars & Coffee bystanders for racing stripes! 

First LT2 available to drop into an MX5 

Sure, it makes sense.

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

And worst of all, they would have to wait fifty years before the Corvette C8 was released.

What a weird argument to make. The C8 is something that every Jalop should be celebrating, regardless of your brand loyalty

Someone let the new guy from K&N Filter describe the Z51 package:

$60,000 “starting price” soon to be obliterated by dealers marking this up to the stratosphere. 

Sir, it comes in Zeus Bronze Metallic, which is fancy brown:

The new 911 is fucked.

It’s not manual, not brown and not a wagon.  So, there.

0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. 60K starting price for the base model.

Oh Jalopnik.  You’re going to have to come up with some pretty good ideas on how folks should hate this car.   Good luck. 

Under $60k. For a DCT, a NA V8, and 0-60 in under 3 secs..? That’s pretty great.

I am freaking the fuck out

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

I like it fine. It is a handsome car. It just looks more like a FAST SPORTS CAR from an insurance commercial or a video game too cheap to license real car designs.

Well, doesn’t that look pretty damn good.

Looks like a Camaro backed into a Pepboys.