Regular body

Fender flares does not a wide body make.

I wish widebody still meant that they actually widened the car and didn’t just screw plastic fender flares on.

Ford... doesn’t make the Demon....

Psh...yeah. Only 760hp..? Might as well have bought a Prius!!11!1!!11!1!!

It is far too early to be this unimpressed with something that is quite exceptional, sir! 

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

As I told the other dude, different paradigm. The AMG badging does not work this way, it is not merely appended or prepended to the model designation.

This is the comment I was looking for. Well done.

The dipshit executives over at Cadillac who approved axing V-Sport in favor of making weakling V cars and then introducing a new, higher-end badge for real Vs needs to be fired yesterday along with the useless flotsam who came up with and floated the idea across his desk.

This is it folks. Cadillac finally cracked the code. Give the V model as much power as a Camry and change the letters to numbers. Cadillac’s back, baby!

I appreciate pointing out the hypocrisy at play here, but this is a flavor of hot take I’m really fucking tired of. Can a tragedy just be a tragedy? Do we always have to justify our emotional responses to stuff like this by comparing it to other tragedies or excuse it by giving some explicit personal or familial…

Disney, you’re releasing too many movies. Too many for anyone to care. What are you even doing?

*ahem*

Has to be said - they really Rammed it in there.

“41 year old man from Florida”

ill leave on his behalf.

Music class sucked.

I come on jalopnik to read articles about turn signals. This sounds like something I'd read on Jezebel.