Here's the thing: I know I could use the crap out of a truck like this. Even with the truncated bed, there's still plenty of things I find myself hauling that would fit here fine — and extending the bed would work for the rest. This seems very useful to me, and I used the crap out of my pickup, even when I wasn't…

These are just going to CRUSH the potholes on I-10 between Katy and Houston, where most of them will spend their entire lives.

Amazing. This thing looks so good that in 40 years I bet they'll be doing a retro version of this.

Can't wait to see the interior.

I'm surprised you take it to CarMax at all. I take mine straight to the dealer. The deductible is $50 higher, but I know it's getting done right.

Heated seats. So nice for the winter time.

Aw, man. I love heated seats.

brake hold for red lights.... no mames guey!

Hey! GT2 driver. Stop douching about. There is a GT1 in front of you, nobody cares about you.

That GT2 driver is so jealous.

My threshold is "can I drive it in a single day?" Ballpark that at around a 12 hour max. Fortunately, my family only lives 10 hours away.

Not bad, considering my e92 M3 takes $200 oil changes, tires are just as expensive, as is the battery, and insurance. At the end of the day, real performance costs money. For people that care about cars it isn't a big deal, just a part of the deal.

Who makes busting ass and sharting sound like a Pulitzer-winning author reading an exceprt from his latest book?

Undercrackers is a word that cannot be pronounced, mentally or audibly, in any accent other than British, without considerable forethought

Never tracked

The TheFerrari isn't a pretty car in general, but DAT PROFILE.

Whenever people find out that I worked for Porsche, they always ask the same thing. They look at me for a second, then they think. Then they look at me again, and they think some more. And then they say: "Are you the asshole who designed the Panamera?"

When I was a mini grom (5 or 6) I had a Honda 50 mini-trail and my dad had a Honda Sport 50 ('65). So I assumed Honda was synonymous with motorcycle. Well I suppose they are in a way, but I mean literally; if it had two wheels and a motor, it was a honda, (small h).