You mean your high school wasn't filled with 25 year old Hollister models and equally as old girls with big racks?

This looks disturbingly like a pro-date-rape campaign.

I could have put a homologation for every spot on this list, but instead, I'm going to dedicate the number one spot to all of them. Lancia Stratos, Ferrari 250 GTO, Ford RS200, BMW M3 EVO, Porsche 959, Ford GT40, Mercedes CLK-GTR, Celica GT-Four, Renault R5 Turbo, Ferrari 288 GTO, Audi Sport Quattro, Lancia Delta…

You can get a Lexus, for $600, or go down to Spearmint Rino and get Alexis for $600, and Alexis won't leave huge stains on your garage floor when she leaves.

Don't worry about the headliner, I'm gonna rip it out and RhinoLiner it.

DAMN YOU DEMURO, MY DISCOVERY IS THE PERFECT BALANCE OF LUXURY WITH DEFENDER UNDERPIN– ah, shit, hang on The 4x4 Center just called me back.

For domestics:

If Jalopnik wants to review a 228i Msport manual in the SF Bay Area I am all ears...

I'm extremely piqued by the idea of a 228i "clubsport" style car:

Anyone care to give me 80K?

Jesus, why did you turn!?!?!?

Gulf Livery. What do I win?

When does your book on the sociology of exotic car ownership come out? Can't wait to read.

Considering how much First Class costs, that better be one helluva Fig Newton!

Every time I see CarMax and a Range Rover on this site I get excited.

No, I factored all that in. The warranty has picked up $4,870, NOT counting the deductibles. For instance: last time, the total cost was $2,128.24, of which the warranty picked up $2,063.78, so that's all I counted as 'warranty coverage.'

"...probably because I'm the only customer who doesn't get into a screaming argument with the service staff about why they charge approximately the same hourly rate as a former US president on the professional speaking circuit" amazing

Time to get that Solstice GXP or Sky Red Line