This is so off fleek.

"Shockingly watchable"? Sounds like you are pretty amped for Voltron.

Snopes flashed its highbeams at an oncoming car full of vendors….

I think its pronounced Shy Thook.

How about some kind of a caviar dish called Blanche Dever-Roe?

Yes! And craft brewers can also fuck themselves.

Is that like some kind of a faux pas'manteau?

That's the place. We live in MKE. Never actually tried the restaurant formerly known as Pho King. I am a fan of Lucky Star Bakery & Barbecue which is in the same strip mall.

What's worse is that there is no actual lube and they have a strict "No Outside Lube" policy.

We had a local place called The Pho King. That's good.

This one still makes me laugh:

In his defense, he is likely super super high.

I'm a frayed knot!

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

Does anyone start a counterfeit underwear side hustle in prison?

Spiderman: Sadie Hawkins Dance

I don't get it…

Spooky sp-sp-sp-spoilers about who is a gh-gh-gh-ghost?!

I was born a monkeyshines man and i'll die a monkeyshines man.

What type of cheese?