Gunslinger Dangereux

The rain and/or the stars that shine at night.

Now there's a meme I haven't seen in a long time.

McCloud!

The ability to slow down speeds to opinions that a corporation doesn't want advertised

Bleh! Don't kid yourself. It's about whether one corporation has to pay another corporation more money or less money in order to sell us things. It's cronyism all the way down.

Versus Sam Google, Randy Netflix, Phil Amazon, and Sally Facebook?

It was Old Man Caruthers who owns the mine at the edge of town and he would have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for Rachel Maddow…

Dude: I said I'm sorry about that. Why can't you just move on?

Wench auctions are too antiquated. Modern pirates just order their wenches from Amazon Prime.

Sort of weird that you regaled us in this anecdote and forgot to tell the part about slipping into a time vortex and ending up in the year 2000.

It was that one guy, you know, what's his name… he was the dude who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong.

Is the answer is that Harry is doing a stint in prison but we don't talk about that.

Did they both "kinda like" Breakfast at Tiffany's. Because that's the sort of commonality that can save a doomed relationship.

♫Erdman
Ahh-ahh-ahh
Fighter of the Nightman.♫

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Instead they should put sliced tomatoes and pickle spears on a hotdog?

This is correct. I am also a Hunt evangelist. A few years back America's Test Kitchen confirmed that Hunt's is the greatest ketchup in the world. Boy, did I feel smug when that episode aired.

RIP Barb!

Hunt's by a mile.