NOT TILDA SWINTON.

I'm trademarking looking kinda dumb with my finger and my thumb in the shape of an "L" on my forehead.

But how can she be racist if she ❤ black cock?

They were high and at Cheesecake Factory,

Your father in law sounds like a funny dude.

The second rule: no outside foo-d.

It should be called the Foo-stival.

In the immortal words of George Carlin: The is nothing wrong with the planet. The people are fucked….

James Hodgkinson?

Where’d You Go, Bernadette 2: I'm Over Here!

Lot's of people also say stuff like "hamburger comes from cows," because they think "cow" means cattle.

No. I'm fairly certain that has never been true.

Kinja is coming.

Never seen the show in it's entirety but almost cringed to death watching this:

Testimony is evidence.

Happy Women/12?

The sharks are allergic to water!

Technically, there is no rape if if both parties are oblivious to the lack of consent of the other person.

Ms.

God, I hope that has never ever been said and will never be said again.