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Oooh…oohhh… let me try!

Fuck that. We need Hysteria. We need Pyromania. We need to Adrenalize. Maybe not Adrenalize. But we definitely need Hysteria and Pyromania.

Putin has been sending a super spy down your chimney every Christmas eve.

His hair was perfect.

Fair enough, but what about the extreme right?

Counterpoint: nothing bad has ever come from weeding out Russian sympathizers.

Excuse me? Classy Freddie Blassie.

Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs!

It's been a while since I saw the doc, but I thought all the evidence pointed toward the sister's live-in boyfriend.

Not a chance.

I just searched Google maps hoping—-hoping—-that there is a Mantiwoc, South Dakota or Mantiwoc, Quebec or something. And then I was gonna say "ha ha you are wrong."

Was it Mr. Mistoffelees? If so, maybe he had a point.

Just an old Monty Python bit that always cheers me up.

Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.

When you're chewin' on life gristle,
Don't grumble.
Give a whistle.

When I want to feel really old, I play the Thriller is now and antiquated as _____ was when Thriller came out game. Which is a game that I made up in my head and as far as I know, I am the only player.

I still love Freebird, but I also associate it with the Devils Rejects now.

Whatever you do: don't start strokin'.

Plus, corn oil. No one should be using corn oil. Olive oil, coconut oil, lard, ghee. Take your pick. But monitoring the corn oil. That's just depressing.