Counterpoint: Dean Cain became a universally beloved film star and all around real life hero.

What the hell just happened? Screw it. Nevermind.

I was talking about Chuck. Chuck dies. I doubt Kim dies. She will just be ruined professionally and end up hating Jimmy.

There is really only one way for this arc to end: Chuck will slip into a coma on the stand during Jimmy's trial during an intense cross examination and will die shortly thereafter.

I'm with you. I like to think there is an alternate universe where Tay Z became a mega-star and Justin Beiber fell into obscurity.

The Irishman engaged in some type of shady dealings…why I never…

It's just you. You are literally the only person in the world that is not excited for a new Adam Sandler movie.

I don't want to be judgmental but…you need a post-it reminder to remember Mormon, Glass, and Buttcheeks?

I gonna say….the woods?

The New Avengers of Old Christine

AVENGERS 4: The Age of Spoilers

The Singularity is upon us. This can't be good.

Alternate theory: people in the middle ages engaged in Weekend and Bernie's style high jinks.

But was he gay?

Okay. I hear you. So three ethnically, diverse Canadian women walk on a train and tackle Will Smith?

Change the script? No one has even seen the script yet. We know that in real life an African american male and his two white colleagues disrupted a terrorist intent on murdering innocent travelers. But you know how Hollywood is. Who knows what the final story will look like.

But…but…the other guys were white and male.

Bird

SPOILERS!

Well smokeless ashtray was going no where, and then there was the whole mogwai debacle. $400 juicebag squeezer was the only idea left.