**Adds "What do you think about Kid Rock's use of the Confederate Flag?" to list of questions to ask Billy Bob Thornton**

Of course it was always a fudge factor.

There is scholarship about how, in essence, Shakespeare created Anglo-Western culture. That is, post-Shakespeare the English culture (and therefore much of the world under English control) were completely different. People communicated differently and thought differently.

When you think about it, its more first name synergy than last name synergy.

I prefer when it is Tilda Swinton.

He looks almost exactly like Craig T. Nelson. Which is sort of hilarious that they would hire an actor and then put him in make-up so he looks exactly like a different actor.

Close. First he would dip him in liquid nitrogen. THEN he would kick is ass.

I still perceive women's shoes the way I always have.

I think its now an annual holiday. That's why there was cake in the breakroom today.
I'm assuming you forgot to send out your Anniversary of The Shoes Video cards to friends and family.

That kids from ET except all grown up.

If you get one of those aluminum whirly-ding-dong-poppers its really not that bad. It heats up really fast and it washes out in a few seconds. Plus it takes up less space in your cabinet than a dedicated plug in popp

In Raffi's defense, he thought they were the Gnu Pornographers. Which is pretty gross.

Bleh. Corporate unicorn frapaccinos. I prefer a pour over made from fine-ground, locally-sourced, heritage unicorns.

People still use air poppers? I'm a stovetop guy. Nothing else comes close.

You forgot the geeks , bloods, dweebies, and dickheads.

He said: "Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He had no coconut to my knowledge.

And when I wanted a picture of Donald Trump's face on a Muppet-body, I needed scissors and a glue stick.

The weird part is that they were not turtleneck sweaters.

Can we meet in the middle here and agree that My Sweet Lord is awful but that I should still feel bad?

Brandy is great. My Sweet Lord is not.