I’m very close to my sister, and she suffers from some deep clinical depression. This past year has been incredibly difficult for her, and as a result, it has been incredibly difficult for those that love her. Cancelling plans with a flaky excuse is NOT a snow day for those you love when they’re worried that you’re…

The last thing I want when I’m depressed and don’t want to go anywhere is for someone to come into MY space with soup and company, no matter how delicious the soup or how charming the company. When I want to be alone, that’s just what I want: aloneness.

As an Orlando resident:

1. There was plenty of outrage about Jolie playing Mariane Pearl, probably around the same amount but this sort of stuff is even more amplified by the internet now than it was back in 2007.

I believe Marianne Pearl gave her a personal ok and they had consulted her on the movie as well. Not that it doesn't still deserve a side-eye.

I looove Torres but even she couldn’t save that awful season.

For real! Some of us work Friday nights. What am I supposed to do without the Pissing Contest? My job?

#NotAllHalfArmenians

Off topic: can we bring back Pissing Contest? Pretty please?

Stop staring into my eyes Ryan, you beautiful son of a bitch!

This is 64 flavors of MESSED UP. This cop should have known better - and I’ll bet he did. He just wanted to keep the knife.

who reportedly believed that the O.J. case was closed.

I do. Also that twitter account is a national treasure.

I saw this one today and it made me laugh more than was really reasonable.

Since I can’t star, have a drink instead:

I remember reading a couple of comments on other sites saying that she secretly likes to re-build old radios. Especially WWII era radios. She even has a room in her place that is just her radio workshop. And that she is actually very smart but the image of her being a bimbo sells better. So, she goes with that.

I complained about her look to a coworker somewhere between ‘04 and ‘06 and the coworker was adamant that Paris hadn’t had any work done. “Some people are just born plastic, you know?” Funniest thing I ever heard out of that girl.

Me too. At the height of Paris-mania, I thought I wanted her to go away at any cost. I was wrong. Oh, how wrong I was