This reminds me of something my middle school Latin teacher used to say. “If you cheat, I hope you one day get a surgeon who cheated his way through medical school.”

I think professors are sometimes to blame for silently encouraging plagiarism (the buying papers type, not the copy-pasting off the internet kind). I went to a private college as a mature student and saw my original work, and other classmates’ original work get graded B and C while people blatantly buying papers, who…

some times i feel like i will never stop sobbing

Good night Jezzies. Take care of eachother. Court loves you all.

PAIN MED PARTY

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

I say keep on roasting him. I'm enjoying this.

Ha! My father did this. So as not to pay for child support. He thought he outsmarted her and the system. So, my mom gave up, all those court dates taking its toll on her, and just busted her ass working 1, 2, or 3 jobs at the same time sometimes to take care of four kids. Now, she’s got Social Security and a pension.…

So, I’ve told this story before but I hang out in the grays. I’ve had many students who didn’t know they had to file taxes when they had a job. I always tell them to file especially because they will get most of it back as they didn’t make a lot.

Jesus Christ. They tried to lynch her. Look at that wound. That will leave a scar that people will ask her about her whole life. Not only will she have to live with the memory of her classmates trying to LYNCH her, but she will also be reminded of it every time she looks in the mirror.

Ok friends: The Cash Cab Story

I was on Cash Cab and I can validate. :)

This is so heartwarming.

Student with only 1 Pen. This guy likes to live dangerously.

No but it definitely smooths out a lot of the hurdles one goes through when trying to maintain a balance. I had an acquaintance in college who still talks about what a fucking obstacle it is to get her meds, get them up to dated, reserve a date with a doctor when you feel the meds you’ve adjusted for the 12th time…

This is why I actually like Leo. I truly don’t give a shit about his sex life as long as everyone is consenting. I have met way too many monogamous “nice guys” who are actually not decent human beings to judge someone solely on their sex life.

Boom. Body wash, shampoo, AND conditioner. Who says you can’t have it all?

But do you have gifs of baby goats?