obvs ambers are more amazing but kim included one of her ugly cry meme and that shit is funny you gotta admit homegirl has a sense of humor about herself

Amber Rose is so fucking awesome.

Would like to take a moment and bask in the gloriousness and applicability of Amber’s emojis:

Um, have you ever been to LA?

Jesus Christ he’s a fucking piece of shit on this issue.

the time for internal screaming is over. take my hand, my waffley friend, and we will take our screaming to the streets!

I can’t even keep it internal anymore. Just scared the piss out of my husband by screaming at my TV when these quotes of his first came across Facebook.

By the way Hillary, how can I ever get un-greyed on Jez? What do I need to do? I was un-greyed on Millihelen, and just about all the blogs that got axed on the night of Bloody Tuesday. Gizmodo, Io9, Adequate Man, Truck Yeah, and Alpha Foxtrot, and a few others, never cut me even during the mutilated kitty horrers that…

I worked as a model in the late ‘70s/early ‘80s. I was too short to even think of being Janice level, but Gloria Vanderbilt’s new designer jeans with the swan on my ass paid for my 7 Sister’s college and part of my law school tuition. Native New Yorker I knew Gia Carangi, Carol Alt (daughter of my mom’s friend) and…

I had one a few years ago and was a fucking mess about it for about 10 months. The first 3-4 were particularly hard. I was raised Catholic and didn’t know how to handle what I had done. Three years ago and I can’t imagine where I would be if I didn’t have one. Met my now husband on a road trip in October of that year…

I have five children. I am also a divorce lawyer, so I deal with people who have split/never married all the time. If you are going to have children, agree on a last name and give the kids the same last name. Further, even if you keep your last name professionally, use the same name as your children/husband. It makes…

I just can’t. I was born in San Francisco; my parents live there, today.

Can I add this because it’s the Birkin of DBag-iness

Reminds me of a former associate. Friends with the guy for ten years. helped him through a divorce, let him live with me for a few months while he got his crap together.

But why would you want someone in your life who says horrible things they don’t mean? And not just to you, but to the other people you love? I’m all for being supportive but there comes a point where a person’s actions, no matter where those actions stem from, are just unacceptable. Mental illness isn’t an excuse to…

I just wish del Castillo would stop being in the news long enough for me to finish watching La Reina del Sur without feeling bad for watching it.