I was 19 and just found out that I was pregnant, this was my very first holiday away from home and it was also the first time I met my husband’s extended family. My husband was in Germany about to deploy to Iraq, so I stayed in the states and lived with his mom. I didn’t have a good relationship with my mom so this…

Does anyone ever wonder what the deal with Runyon Canyon is? Anyone?

My reaction exactly.

I hope he gets all of it.

I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.

This is a relevant question. I’ll be running the Recipe Hub (this also means I will be writing recipe posts once per week. Pray for mojo) over there, so you can go there directly if you want, but anything I post will automatically jump to the homepage. Wonkette’s platform doesn’t work quite like Kinja, where things…

I can’t even read the stories because I’m stuck on the fact that you are leaving. Who will write about cops going nuts at the Waffle House? Who will tear into stupid Washington Post columnists who write dumb articles about tipping? What happens now?

Pinkham, I am not going to lie, yours was a blog I had looked forward to commenting on each week, and during the typical Monday struggles of a mundane office job your posts brightened my mornings. It was your blog where a comment of mine reached over 200 stars for the first time, and I had looked forward to the day I…

I’m of the hope that there will be a quiet writer’s rebellion that will restore as much of l’ancien régime as possible before anyone is the wiser.

I generally don’t have to take a dump after a night of heavy drinking, but I definitely have to fart. A lot. I’m leaving dude. I’m so happy to be in a ltr because now I get to fart and shit all I want, whenever I want.

Worst of all? This was the text:

Looking at the FB and Instagram profiles of my loathed former friend is just fucking habit at this point. I’m mostly looking in the hopes that she will post something that demonstrates what a total idiot asshole she is. I’m rarely disappointed.

Since this is a perennial problem, why doesn’t HR change the fundamental structure of this roundtable feature itself. Make it a conversation among potential contenders and past nominees, or widen the net further still to consider Academy members who are eligible to vote for the Best Actress category.

I was thinking the same thing. :/ Like, not only are they all white but they are the whitest whites you could hope to white.

As Viola Davis perfectly explained during her Emmy acceptance speech: “The only thing that separates women of color from anyone else is opportunity. You cannot win an Emmy for roles that are simply not there.”

This sounds lame, but I truly feel like I’m losing a friend with Millihelen being shut down. It has been so incredibly nice to have honest, kind, incredibly helpful interactions with other women on the internet about makeup/skincare/hair products, without every response to someone’s skin problem being a derivative of…

Everyone should know that this girl smells goood.

the two have written a country song together. A source revealed to People the tune is a mid-tempo country ballad

I feel like a little perspective change is all the revenge you need. This woman is in her early 20s, dating a 48 year old loser who cheated on his wife. His daughter is her age and probably hates her guts. She thinks of herself as a little girl who is going to rescue this poor older guy from his bitch wife. On behalf…