I had a shit week, I had to work the weekend, I’m tired, it’s Monday, celebrities are being shitty. But I don’t care, because Ash vs Evil Dead premiered Halloween and it was everything I wanted it to be and more!!

WHEN IS NATIONAL DOG DAY

I grew up in Delaware in the 90s. Uncle Joe was the man and Boyz II Men were huge. This may have made me tear up a bit. . .I’m only human.

My ex and I used to sleep naked together all the time. Then the Northridge earthquake happened. Try to find anything to wear in total darkness when everything in your room is on the floor because EVERYTHING flew across the room. I barely get naked to shower now.

There really needs to be a dedicated hotline for Yoko related emergencies. 1-800-ONO-YOKO.

I did not see Homer Simpson in John Corbetts eggs. I saw boobs.

I hate everything on an undercaffinated Monday morning, but that doesn’t excuse people (I’m not say you are). There was one time that we were unusually slammed and had just run out of regular coffee (we were brewing more, but that wasn’t ready), and this guy told me to give him whatever, and was adamant, even after I…

Forever 21 and H&M are absolute shit in every sense, and I say this as someone who’s bought stuff from them. They plagiarize artists quite often and their clothes are pretty much wearable for a couple of times before they start falling apart. You might think you’re saving money shopping there, but you’re actually…

Man, I’ve been playing portal too long.

I’m so sad this wonderful series is over

tbh, the crushed hamster was more disturbing.

It’s the circle of lyfe

Ellie No!

Das Sad.

Ellie what about this look???

Someone else needs to say, “purrhaps.” It ain’t gonna be me.