I'm trying to enjoy this video but Tina's seat belt is FREAKING ME OUT

I see my "Don't play drums" suggestion didn't make the list. Ignore this at your own peril, people...

I'm really glad you posted this. I'm in northern California and we've gotten "rain" for 2 days straight! It's like...60 degrees outside. Tanning beds are jam packed and I can't get my caramel on and the Whole Foods is running out of bottled water.

Well if you are stuck in Amazon, simply click on the checkout button.

1.) Don't Take The Shoulder

"Don't tailgate on a snow-bound highway."

And somewhere in all that mess, Doug DeMuro is trying to get a Range Rover to start while warming himself with the heat from the engine fire his shiny red Ferrari was kind enough to start for him.

Can't be unseen.

It's best to just embrace the hoon.

Dear Fiat,

Very well could be the new Weinermobile,

TMI dude...T...M...I :)

Another time it's better to buy new: Jeeps. Thanks to their ability to hold value buying a used jeep with 15-20k miles is maybe $1k less than a new one.. At least in my area.

Also, the Volvo V60 you must by new...why? Because you can't buy these used (yet) and if you don't buy them new, Volvo will stop making them...and then the earth's magnetic poles will shift, and the zombie apocolypse will be upon us...and it will be all your fault because you didn't buy a new V60. (Also, if all that…

I tend towards purism, but I have built a couple of hot rods. I have a 1957 oval window VW hot rod and a 71 911 S hot rod that was built by RUF. It's spectacular. You wouldn't notice visually from stock, which is where I draw the line.

Always a huge fan of that car. It's great looking. I'm pretty sure JFK Jr. drove one.

I do have a 64 VW Bus Camper, it's got a kitchen, a bedroom, a closet, a mirror. The kids and I love to take it for bagels on Sunday morning. A friend of mine told me he got stopped by a cop in Long Island in an Aston Martin, the cop was giving him a ticket, and he said " you gotta admit this is a pretty cool car,"…

"Don't you dare ask me what the deal with something is."

What do I win?

Great list.